25 Tweets That Are Relatable To Literally Every Woman, Everywhere

Every woman is different, but deep down inside, we’re all kind of the same. We’re hungry and anxious, need to bathe in dry shampoo, and love to annoy the male population (out of spite).

25.

Wearing black opaque tights: I am a sleek and sexy puma of a woman

Wearing any other colour of opaque tights: I teach art at the gnome school

— Georgia Wags (@georgialikesto) September 6, 2018

24.

Fake pockets in women’s slacks are the pantriarchy. Thank you.

— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) July 13, 2018

23.

Sorry I canceled our plans, I’m at an in between hair length right now.

— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) September 13, 2018

22.

i’m

so

fucking

tired

— Emma Gray (@emmaladyrose) October 4, 2018

21.

here i am seconds after i’ve cut my own bangs pic.twitter.com/LuwlWuSbr8

— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) April 18, 2018

20.

rompers: for when your life is too easy and you want a fun challenge every time you pee!

— Karen Chee (@karencheee) June 28, 2018

19.

ask me when I’m getting married and imma ask you when you getting promoted. Since people love asking trick questions pic.twitter.com/lipx9ixSOz

— La Bronze James (@jackieaina) October 5, 2018

18.

me when a girl compliments me vs me when a boy compliments me pic.twitter.com/L6Ps8yGIol

— saddy (@lesbihayley) September 7, 2018

17.

I am SUPER chill unless I’m hungry, overheated, running late, waiting in a long line, in traffic, at the doctor, on a beach, getting a massage, having a cocktail, sleeping,

— Kendra Alvey (@Kendragarden) July 31, 2018

16.

Birth control depression is so real… I’m always an emotional sack of shit. I’m seriously out in my car crying real tears right now because my iced coffee wasn’t made right and the girl at the drive thru window didn’t even say “you too” when I said have a good night

— amanda (@amanda_c_rae) October 5, 2018

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